Ah, TMZ…what would we do without you??

He was simply trying to bleach the hair around his batcave for a movie role — when Sacha Baron Cohen reportedly broke out in a rash so bad, he couldn’t sit for days.
Several British reports claim Cohen, who was prepping to play “Bruno” in his upcoming Borat-style flick, was taken to a hospital after experiencing what sources are saying was a “burning sensation that spread.”
Those who have ever hit Taco Bell at 3 in the morning know the feeling…
I can’t help but wonder…was it really so important that the carpet match the drapes, Sacha? But as I doubt we’ll be seeing a close-up of it anytime soon, I’ll just make do with the manholes at my fingertips.










